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Dropping his voice to funereal depths, Williams said, "They they cain't eat." "Can't eat!" scoffed the judge, loudly. "Can't eat! You must think I am as big an old fool as you are. Can't eat the little rascals! What's to prevent them from eating?" In answer, Williams said, with mournful emphasis, "Hennery."
They say you can dig up mummies there that are dead ringers for you, old man. O, come on, and have fun with us. Your friend, Hennery. The Bad Boy Writes from Naples Dad Sees Vesuvius and Calls the Servants to Put Out the Fire They Have Trouble with a "Dago" in Pompeii. Naples, Italy. Dear Old Partner in Crime: Well, sir, we have struck a place that reminds us of home, and your old grocery store.
The snow came suddenly one night, when the children went to bed, the ground had been bare, and in the morning the world seemed all made over new. But still the dwellers in Hotel Hennery showed no signs of laying eggs. And then one morning, a few days before Christmas, just as the children had given up hope, Peggy found an egg.
The cowcatcher in front caught the hand cart right in the middle and threw it into the air and it rained bananas and oranges, and the dago came down on his head and swore in Italian, and dad said, 'Good shot, Hennery, and then the machine swung across the street and knocked the fender off a street car, and then I got her in the road straight and by gosh I couldn't stop her.
Dad said he could run a gondola as well as any foreigner, and I told him he couldn't run a gondola for shucks, and he said he would show me, so he got out of the hen house where we were seated, and went back on to the pointed end of the gondola, and grabbed the pole or paddle from the gondolier, and said: "Now, Garibaldi, you go inside the pup tent with Hennery, and let me punt this ark around awhile."
You are a nice lot of ducks to talk to me about your English society being better than our American civilization. You get," and dad drove the dukes out. I think they are going to have dad arrested for treason. But don't tell ma, 'cause she may think treason serious. Yours, Hennery. The Bay Boy Writes About Paris Tells About the Trip Across the English Channel Dad Feeds a Dog and Gets Arrested.
Trotter, and all of us believe firmly it is part of a steel handcuff which was filed in half, showing that the man must be a desperate character escaped from jail." At that the farmer's wife uttered a little shriek, and began to look frightened. "Hennery," she told her husband authoritatively, "you go git your gun right away. And Johnny, chain the bull-dog close to the kitchen door.
Well, we might as well wind up our career here as anywhere. Good-by, old man. You will see our obituary in the papers. Your repentant, Hennery. The Bad Boy and His Dad Meet the Cream of the Harem "Little Egypt" Does a Dancing Stunt The Sultan Wants to Send Fifty Wives to the President. Constantinople, Turkey.
"No. 'Tain't no devil. It's Hennery Johnson." "Well, then, what is the matter with you? You don't care what a lot of foolish people say. Go on 'tending to your business, and pay no attention to such idle nonsense." "'Tis nonsense, jedge; but he looks like er devil." "What do you care what he looks like?" demanded the judge. "Ma rent is two dollehs and er half er month," said Williams, slowly.
Dad got kind of heavy-hearted over that and took a notion he would like to see ma again before crossing the briny deep, so you came near having your little angel again soon. This weakness of dad's didn't last long, for we're looking for a warm time in New York and old Lunnon. So long, Hennery. The Bad Boy and His Dad Visit Mount Vernon Dad Weeps at the Grave of the Father of Our Country.
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