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Updated: June 22, 2025
It was a double door with the upper parts in colored glass, on which was boldly lettered, The CANT-PASS-IT SALOON. In one of the windows a placard informed the famishing residents of Billy-goat Hill that their thirst might not be assuaged until after twelve o'clock on Sunday night.
These farmers knew how to tell the age of a horse, but not how to tell the age of a man! "We'll draft ye anyhow!" vowed the chairman of the board, who was the local justice of the peace, an old fellow with a beard like a billy-goat. "All right," said Jimmie, "but you'll get nothin' out o' me." "What d'ye mean?" "I mean I wouldn't fight; I'm a conscientious objector to war." "They'll shoot ye!"
"They ran and ran until they came to a big creek. Mr. Billy-Goat asked Mr. Dog how he was going to get across. "'Swim, said Mr. Dog. "'Then I'll have to bid you good-by, replied Mr. Billy-Goat, 'for I can't swim a stroke. "By this time they had arrived at the bank of the creek, and they could hear Mr. Wolf coming through the woods. They had no time to lose. Mr.
And this time he played his level best, for he knew that if he could start Mr. Billy-Goat to dancing he'd have him for dinner." "I don't see how," said Buster John. "Well," exclaimed Mr. Rabbit, "if Mr. Billy-Goat began to dance he would be likely to dance until he got tired, and then it would be an easy matter for Mr. Wolf to outrun him." "Of course," said Sweetest Susan. "Well," Mr.
What do you wish, my darlings?" "I want a cent for chewing gum," said the Girl Weasel. "Get it from the Guinea-Pig; you have my assent. And what does my dear boy want?" "Pop," went the Weasel, "our billy-goat has swallowed the hare you gave me to play with." "Dear me," sighed the King, "how often I find a hair in the butter!
"`Who stole the eggs? says the billy-goat. "`Ax your ould grandmother! says the pig. "`Ax me ould WHICH mother? says the billy-goat. "`Oh, ax me And before he could complete the sintence, ram, blam, the ould billygoat butts him in the chist, and away goes the both of thim whirtlin' into the say below.
"'Lord, Jones, see here, says I, 'don't you go making any such billy-goat play as that keep his wages until he apologizes; put something harmful in his grub; but, as you have respect for the Almighty's handiwork as represented by your person, don't pull a gun on Arizona Jenkins that's the one thing he won't take from nobody.
"Young hick that got messy in the tango joint," says Jim. "Ah, fan him a few!" remarks the other. "Hold him still now while I " At which Uncle Noah pushes in and holds up a protestin' hand. "Now see heah, Mistuh Constable," says he, "I wouldn't go for to do anything like that!" "Wha-a-at?" snarls the copper. "Say, you old billy-goat, beat it!" And he proceeds to clip young Mr.
Dog with all his might. It fell near Mr. Dog, and instantly became Mr. Billy-Goat again. But in falling a piece was broken off, and it happened to be Mr. Billy-Goat's tail. Ever since then he has had a very short tail." "Were you there, Mr. Rabbit?" asked Sweetest Susan bluntly. "I was fishing at the time," replied Mr. Rabbit.
They're all that stand betune me and dis-ris-pect-ability. Av I didn't shave, I wud be torminted wid an outrajis thurrst; for there's nothin' so dhryin' to the throat as a big billy-goat beard waggin' undher the chin. Ye wudn't have me dhrink always, Dinah Shadd? By the same token, you're kapin' me crool dhry now. Let me look at that whiskey."
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