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He wore his club unyform, gray pants, black leather belt, an' blue shirt. His opponent, th' sicrety iv war, was visibly narvous. Th' prisident was first off th' tee with an excellent three while his opponent was almost hopelessly bunkered in a camera. But he made a gallant recovery with a vaccuum cleaner an' was aven with th' prisidint in four.
Gin'ral Merceer will raysume his tistimony. He was speakin' of th' game iv goluf. "'Perhaps I'd betther sing it, says th' gin'ral. "'I'll play an accompanymint f'r ye on th' flute, says th' prisident iv th' coort. 'While Gin'ral Merceer is proceedin' with his remarks, call Colonel Pat th' Clam, who is sick an' can't come.
'Thin th' quarantine at Oporto is a farce. An' he plunged into th' seething mass iv handwritin' experts an' ex-prisidents iv th' raypublic in th' coort-yard below." "'Here, says I; an' I'd thread me way with dignity through th' Fr-rinch gin'rals an' ministers on th' flure, an' give me hand to th' prisident to kiss. If he went anny further, I'd break his head.
An' th' nex' mornin' Paris 'd awake ca'm an' peaceful, with no newspapers, an' there 'd be more room in our own papers f'r th' base-ball news, says I. "'But, mong liquor dealer, what ye propose 'd depopylate France, says th' prisident. "'If that's th' case, says I, 'Fr-rance ought to be depopylated, I says.
For a moment the boys were silent in the presence of the bank president, whom they all regarded with more or less awe, until Gerald broke the silence. "Shure, 'tis niver too late to have fun, Mister Scott," he said. "We'd be plased to have ye for one of us. We'll make ye prisident an' ye'll find it a hape more fun than bein' the prisident av the bank." "I don't doubt it," replied Mr.
"What the divil be ye goin' to Washington City for, me boy?" "To see the prisident," was the answer. "You'd better be goin' to school, I'm thinkin'." "School, father!" said Terrence, with an impatient shrug of his shoulders. "Faith, don't talk to me of schools and colleges, when it's a war we are goin' to have, sure. My next school will be breakin' heads."
"'I'm th' corryspondint iv th' Georgia Daily Lyncher, an' I can't undherstand a wurrud ye say. I've lost me dictionary. Th' people iv th' State iv Georgia mus' not be deprived iv their information about th' scand'lous conduct iv this infamious coort. "'Thrue, says th' prisident.
"'I wish to ask this witness wan question, says Gin'ral Merceer. 'Was it th' Robin shell or th' day befure? "'My answer to that, says th' witness, 'is decidedly, Who? "'Thin, says Gin'ral Merceer, 'all I can say is, this wretch's tistimony is all a pack iv lies. "'Hol' on there! calls a voice from th' aujience. "'What d'ye want? says th' prisident.
'Th' boss give it to me to bring it up to date, he says. 'They was no sthrike last year an' we've got to put a sthrike plank in th' platform or put th' prisident iv th' Lumber Shovers' union on th' county board, an', he says, 'they ain't room, he says. "'Why, says Lafferty, 'ye ought to know th' histhry iv platforms, he says. An' he give it to me, an' I'll give it to ye.
'What's th' matter with th' pants? says th' future Prisident. 'I thought they looked all right, he says. 'I paid four dollars f'r thim in Bucyrus las' year, he says. 'They have no union label on thim, says th' chairman. 'Do you know, sir, he says, 'that thim pants riprisints th' oppression iv women an' childher? he says.
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