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Two hours aftherward I have a gleam iv human intillygince an' hook me watch out fr'm undher th' pillow. 'It's eight o'clock, says I. 'But is it eight in th' mornin' or eight in th' evenin'? says I. 'Faith, I dinnaw, an' divvle a bit care I. Eight's on'y a number, says I. 'It riprisints nawthin', says I." "They'se hours enough in th' day f'r a free man.
'What's th' matter with th' pants? says th' future Prisident. 'I thought they looked all right, he says. 'I paid four dollars f'r thim in Bucyrus las' year, he says. 'They have no union label on thim, says th' chairman. 'Do you know, sir, he says, 'that thim pants riprisints th' oppression iv women an' childher? he says.
'D'ye know that ivry thread in thim seams means a tear an' sigh? says he. 'D'ye know that ivry time ye put on thim pants ye take a pair off some down-throdden workman? he says. 'Glory be! says Big Bill: 'is that thrue? Thin what am I to do? he says in alarm. 'Do? says th' chairman. 'Wear pants that riprisints honest toil fairly compinsated, he says.
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