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"Keep moon off all same. Moon muchy more bad. Full moon find urn hole. Make Honorable Boss much klasy." Remarkably lucid explanation don't you think so? The "hole in head top" is evidently Li Ho's picturesque figure for "mental vacuum."

In the form of a letter from Professor Spence to his friend, Dr. John Rogers. No letter yet from you, Bones; Bainbridge must be having the measles. Or perhaps I am not allowing for the fact that it takes almost a fortnight to go and come across this little bit of Empire. Also Li Ho hasn't been across the Inlet for a week. He says "Tillicum too muchy hole. Li Ho long time patch um."

"You mean you can manage him and he'll be all right tomorrow?" I said. "But what is it!" The Celestial shrugged. "Muchy devil maybe. Muchy moon-devil, plaps. Velly bad." "There's a knife in that umbrella, Li Ho." But though his eyes looked blandly into mine, I couldn't tell whether this was news to Li Ho or not.... Well, that's the story. I've written it down while it's fresh, sparing comment.

"See plenty litty mat lice; too muchy plenty litty mat lice; sixty ton litty mat lice. I think all-e-time perhaps plenty opium plenty litty mat lice." "Well, Mr. Dodd, how does that strike you?" asked the captain. "He may be right, he may be wrong. He's likely to be right, for if he isn't where can the stuff be?

"Me no likee," said Li Ho. "You don't have to," said I. Li Ho explained that it was not the contemplated marriage which received his disapproval but the circumstances surrounding it. "Me muchy glad Missy get mallied," said he. "Ladies so do, velly nice! When you depart to go?" "Tomorrow," I said. Since we had given up the elopement it seemed more dignified to wait and depart by daylight.

"Listen to her, ma, and then you blame me for not bringing any of the fellows round here for her to meet. You don't catch me doing it, the way she thinks she's better than they are and gives them the high hand. Not muchy!" "I should worry for the kind you bring, Izzy." "As nice boys Izzy has brought home, Miriam, as ever in my life I would want to meet."

But their mode of exhibiting it was not so entirely to his taste. Not only the young, but the old women wanted to hug him. 'Eigh! Dat you, Massa? Dat you, sar? Me no believe him. Out o' de way, you trash! Eigh! me too much pleased like devil. The one constant and spontaneous ejaculation was, 'Yah! Massa too muchy handsome! Garamighty!

It seemed so strange for him to be there, just as much at home as if he had been one of the family. O, Di, you can't imagine how kind aunt Dorothy and uncle Joe were to him! They like him so muchy and they know we are engaged." Miss Halliday said these last words almost in a whisper.

You let a boy like Max Meltzer begin to keep steady with you and see what I say. You don't see no yellow streak in his face; he's as white as the goods he sells." "I know. I know. You think now because he's going to be made buyer for the white goods in September he's the whole show. Gee! nowadays that ain't so muchy much for a fellow to be."

The Chinese candle maker, who provided the Captain whenever he went on a pilgrimage to Antipolo, was saying as he sat fanning himself and wiggling his foot: "What for you b'long foolish? Thisee belong Mergin Antipolo. She can do muchy more: others, no can do. No b'long plopper say pidgin b'long other man."