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"I'll give you all the punch you'll want, in abaht two ticks if you don't chuck it you blarsted edjucated flea," warned Hawker, half rising. Dam got up and pulled on his cloak preparatory to helping the o'er-taken one to bed, as a well-aimed ammunition boot took the latter nearly on the ear.

Presently he got up again, and seizing his wife by the wrist, dragged her hand forcibly from her face. "Where's the coppers, you blarsted drunkard?" he shouted in her ear. "D'ye think to get off with the little crack on the crown I've giv' you? I'll do for you to-night if you won't hand over." "Oh, father, father!" cried the girl, starting up in an agony of terror.

"I ain't never tasted a drop o' beer in my natural. Born an' bred teetotal, that's wot I was, and don't yew forget it, neither." "Blake," said the Reverend, "that's not the truth." "Call me a drunkard, do yer?" replied Blake. "Go on. Say it again. Say I'm a blarsted liar, won't yer? Orlright, then I shall run away." And with that he wrenched himself away from me and set off towards the Circus.

"Hi'd 'ave spliced 'is bleedin' 'eart but 'e spoiled me throw, the blarsted Bible shark, the " "That will do," said Newman quietly, and Cockney shut up. "Cockney has the guts, anyway," says Boston. "The bucko hain't; he backed down," says Blackie. "That will do you," Newman threw over his shoulder, and they shut up. "If I were sure " said Newman to Cockney.

And I could a' done it if he'd been a decent or'nery child, 'stead of a blarsted freak. There won't never be another, neither. This one pretty near killed the missus. Doctor said it'd be 'er last.... With an 'ead like that, whacher expect?" "Can he walk?" I asked. "Ah! Gets about easy enough for all 'is body and legs is so small.

It was just as if I'd swallowed some clockwork arrangement, unconsciously, and it had started to go, without warning. I reckon it was all on account of that blarsted Jack working me up. He had a quiet way of working you up to a thing, that made you want to hit him sometimes after you'd made an ass of yourself. I didn't hear Mary at first.

Ship's a bloomin' paint shop, a sailor's got no show; So sink th' blarsted Navy, an' ol' Admiral Furbelow! The song was cut off abruptly as the singer tore through a mat of vines and stepped out right in front of Barry. "Ahoy! And who 'm you in this fine black man's country?" The man stood on widespread, deeply bowed legs, quizzically regarding Barry.

Sergeant McGillicuddy, who was the best man with horses at Fort Blizzard, was sauntering about, looking at the horses approvingly and saying to all who cared to hear: "As good a lot of nags as ever I see, and every blarsted one of 'em has got four legs. It's mighty seldom nowadays, you see a four-legged horse; most of 'em has only three legs and some of 'em ain't got as much as two and a half."

"'Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof. As long as I've still got the last pair of those blarsted cuff-buttons in my cuffs," here he took off his coat and displayed to full view the famous heirlooms, which gleamed like a pair of locomotive headlights, "we'll wait till to-morrow before tearing up the foundations of the castle looking for the others!"

The passengers consisted of six Englishmen, and they had been continually grumbling about the slow time that was being made by the stages, saying that the farther they got East the slower they went. "These blarsted 'eathens don't know hanything habout staging, hany-'ow," remarked one of them. "Blarst me bloody heyes! they cawn't stage in this country as we do in Hingland, you know," said another.