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'Hers juth like a mouse, said Ger, 'all tho thoft and juth the right colour greyey, you know! His mother laughed. 'You funny boy, she said. 'When are you going to leave off lisping altogether? You can say S's quite well if you like. Did she mind your calling her "Miss Mouse"? she went on, turning to the elder boys. 'No, not a bit, said Archie. 'I think she liked it.

"I beg your pardon," remarked Miss Striem severely. "They're bad too. I'm not going to eat them." "You'll have to pay for them juth the thame." "What?" cried Mavis. "If you order, you pay. Ith a rule in the houth," said Miss Striem, as if the matter were forthwith dismissed from her mind. "To sell girls bad food?" asked Mavis.

These short, fat, dimpled boys are just the ones to fool you, and when it came to tellin' Benny about Brother Bill, that was doin' time, Benny works his lips at high speed sayin' that he don't believe it. "Anyway," says Benny, "it ithn't Bill I'm marrying. I don't give a cuth for him. I'd juth ath thoon marry Mildred if her whole doothed family wath in jail." "That settles it, Benny," says Mr.

"Donth do thath!" said the shopman, coming up. "Juth been putting 'em together." "What the devil," said Harry Bennett, "is Johnny Bulstrode going to do with that rig-out?" "How thoud I know?" answered the shopman. "Private theathricals, I suppoth. Friend o' yourth?" "Yes," replied Harry Bennett. "By Jove! he ought to make a good girl. Should like to see it!" "Well arthk him for a ticket.

From the barber's, Johnny went to Stinchcombe's, the costumier's, in Drury Lane. "I am playing in a burlesque," explained the Babe. "I want you to rig me out completely as a modern girl." "Peeth o' luck!" said the shopman. "Goth the very bundle for you. Juth come in." "I shall want everything," explained the Babe, "from the boots to the hat; stays, petticoats the whole bag of tricks."

"'Because God thought two was enough for'm. "'Why did God think tho? "'You ask too many questions. "'Well, but juth lithen I want to know now lithen doth puthy-caths lay eggth? "'No! "'Why don't puthy-caths lay eggth? "'Because hens has a corner on the egg business. "'Why have they? "'Because they're born lucky, like Mr. Carnegie an' Mr. Rockefella. "'Doth Mr. Carnegie an' Mr.

"Regular troutheau there," said the shopman, emptying out the canvas bag upon the counter. "Thry 'em on." The Babe contented himself with trying on the costume and the boots. "Juth made for you!" said the shopman. A little loose about the chest, suggested the Babe. "Thath's all right," said the shopman. "Couple o' thmall towelths, all thath's wanted."

Rockefella "'No! "'Why don't they? "'Say, Radcliffe, I ain't had a hard day, says I. 'But you make me tired. "'Why do I? Now juth wonth more now now lithen wonth more ith God a lady?" As Claire sat waiting for Mrs. Sherman, stray scraps of recollection, such as these, flitted through her mind and helped to while the time away.

I thayth, to 'er, I thayth you juth thow me on a button or two, I thayth, for I can't go to London like thith, I thayth, and I'll go up to Mithter Benthington, I thayth, and ekthplain thingth to 'im. And you thtop in thith room till I come back to you, I thayth, and keep the windowth thhut jutht ath tight ath ever you can, I thayth." "If you hadn't been so confoundedly untidy " began Redwood.