Vietnam or Thailand ? Vote for the TOP Country of the Week !
Updated: June 22, 2025
I gave him a mirror to look at his self, and when he got one look he said: 'Hennery, it is all over with your dad, you might just as well call in a lawyer to take my measure for a will, and an undertaker to fill me with stuff so I will keep till they get me home by express, with handles on. What was that you called that fruit I sopped my head with? and he groaned like he was at a revival.
He is going to buy some dynamite and take the horse out on the prairie and blow him up. Dad is so fond of dumb animals. I got your letter about your being in love. Gee, but you can't afford it on your salary. "Yours quite truly, "HENNERY." The Bad Boy and his Dad Return from Texas The Boy Tells the Groceryman About the Excitement at San Antonio.
The man and his wife went down on the car ahead of us, and dad wouldn't believe they were regular bunko people, who play that game everyday on some old sucker, but the man that runs the car told me so. I can be responsible for dad in everything except the women he meets. When it comes to women, your little Hennery don't know the game at all. Yours, Hennery.
The Woodbine milk was dearer than the neighboring farmers'. If in spite of that it was preferred because it was better, that was their lookout. The rest must come up to it then. So with the output of the hennery, the apiary, the blacksmith-shop in the place. On that plan Woodbine has won the respect of the neighborhood. The good-will will follow, says its Czar, confidently.
I thought they would burn me at the stake, but dad came out of the hotel and threw a handful of small change into the crowd, and it was all off. After they picked up the coin they beckoned me to come out and play some more, but not any more for little Hennery.
He said to me, with a trembling voice: "Hennery, this 'ere show business is too much for your pa. I would rather be a Mormon, in Utah, with 40 wives, and several hundred children, and long whiskers. I am a changed man, Hennery, and afraid of my shadow."
The sponge didn't hold more than half a pail full of water, and I didn't want to play no joke on Ma, cause the cats nearly broke her up, but she sat down and was just going to help me, when she rung the bell and called the hired girl, and said she felt as though her neuralgia was coming on, and she would go to her room, and told the girl to sit down and help Hennery.
Well, if anyone asks you if I am having much of a time abroad, you can tell them the particulars. P. S. We got dad out for $20 and costs, and he says he will blow Paris up before night. We are going up to the top of the Eiffel tower this afternoon, to count our money, as dad dasscnt take out his pocketbook anywhere on the ground for fear of being robbed. Yours full of frogs. Hennery.
Dad said to me, says he: "'Hennery, if you ever feel anything like a caucus being held inside you, don't you ever go to a hospital, but just swallow a stick of dynamite and light the fuse, then there won't be anything left inside to bother you afterwards.
I guess I will have to tell you' the rest of the tragedy in my next letter. Yours with plenty of sand, Hennery. The Bad Boy and His Dad Climb the Pyramids The Bad Boy Lights a Cannon Cracker in Rameses' Tomb They Flee from Egypt in Disguise. Cairo, Egypt.
Word Of The Day
Others Looking