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"Ignore the little scamp and let's get on with our revolution!" "Wait a minute!" shuddered President McFoot. "I have seen pictures of the Queen of Oz in the newspapers. The place no longer is run by that Scarecrow man. I think this child is telling the truth!" The Stinkfoot soldiers suddenly stood at attention and saluted Ozma.

"However, before anyone does anything rash, I wish to speak to President McFoot." "Then I suggest that you hold your nose," replied Schnozzle. "Otherwise, you'll be overwhelmed by the stench and probably pass out." "I'll take that chance," said the little Queen. "Just give me an hour to talk to Mr. McFoot before you start any uprising."

I bean it!" "Okay," chuckled the Stinkfoot. "I'll play along for a moment. If you are the Queen of Oz, what is it you wish to speak to President McFoot about?" "He is planning a war with the Sniffer Nation," said the Queen. "I want to try to find a better way for your people to solve your differences." "That is very touching," laughed the butler.

She quickly outlined the plan to rotate crops and territory. "But the silly Sniff-heads have such a modest capitol building," sniffed President McFoot. "I would not want to live in that little old shack, not even for a day!" "In case you've forgotten," said Elephant, "your troops have just burned up that little shack.

"This is all very nice," said Elephant. "But how are we to propose this idea to a people who is as unwilling to listen as a deaf tree-stump?" "We have got to gain an audience with President McIdiot I mean, President McFoot. I suppose it does me no good to make fun of his foolishness." "Not foolishness," said Nibbles. "Just lack of education.

It was a treat that she was grateful for. "So what did Stinky McStink have to say?" President Schnozzle asked Ozma upon her return. "I did not get in to see Mr. McFoot," said Ozma sourly. "But I sure did get a noseful of your immediate problem." "Our immediate problem is the fact that a bunch of people with stinky-feet are planning to attack and burn our village to the ground.

The little Queen's words were cut off as a sickening stench suddenly blew in from the open window. A booming voice cried out, "That is the home of Schtupidface Schnozzle! Torch the place!" Schnozzle ran to the window and saw President McFoot in his military regalia, and he was backed up by several dozen Stinkfoots carrying torches. "Oh, no!" moaned the Sniffer President. "We are too late!"

If she were not with the animals, the Light Bulbs might well have attacked them. No, this was all she could do. She only hoped that she had not chosen the wrong skirmish to settle first. When she came to the mansion of President Stinky McFoot, she saw that it was expansive. It was a good sixteen acres wide, and had more rooms than any one man could possibly make use of.

I didn't know until you guys just said so that rotation of crops was a good idea. Mr. McFoot just doesn't know about farming. He may be a very very wise man in a lot of other subjects." "I think you're right," agreed President Schnozzle. "And I am sorry that I reacted so harshly to his actions, which I can now see that he did out of true concern and love for his subjects."

"I amb Queen Ozba of Oz," she said with some difficulty. "I amb here to visit with President Stinky McFoot of the Stinkfoot Nation." "I thought your nose was too small to make you a Sniffer," he said. "But it is sure a lot bigger than any Stinkfoot's. Hey, why are you holding it like that?"