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"Oo oo ee ee ee EE I putted my finger on a waps, and oo oo the nasty waps oo bited me. An' I don't like wapses a bit, but I likes whay-als oo ee ee." A happy thought struck me. "Why don't you boys make believe that big packing-box in your play-room is a whale?" said I. A compound shriek of delight followed the suggestion, and both boys scrambled upstairs, leaving me a free man again.

"Once, you know, there was a fight between a little pony and a lion, and the lion sprang against the pony and the pony put his back against a stack and bited towards the lion, and the lion rolled over and the pony jumped up, and he ran up ... and the pony turned round and the lion ..." His mother felt she had lost the thread. "Which won?" she asked.

The girls sat spellbound, and when, at the conclusion of the first story, a faint little wail sounded from the distance, the general start was indicative of tense nerves. But it was only Dorothy, awake and standing at the head of the stairs. "Aunt Peggy!" "Go back to bed, darling." "But, Aunt Peggy, what d'you s'pose those little angels have done now? They've bited me right on my fourhead."

"Then you's got to be bited with a fiss," said Toddie, "an' make him tumble in again, for me to laugh 'bout." "You're two naughty boys," said Mrs. Burton. "Is this the way you take care of your sick uncle?" "Did take care of him," exclaimed Toddie; "told him a lovely Bible story, an' you didn't, an' he wouldn't have had no Sunday at all if I hadn't done it.

And she broke her bowl, and bited on the pieces, and blood came down on her bib " "All our tragedies!" laughed Anne. "Didn't that hurt her mouth?" said the caller, interestedly, lifting Diego into the curve of his arm. Diego rested his golden mop comfortably against the big shoulder. "It hurt her teef," he said dreamily, and subsided.

She found him emitting frenzied yells, while a tiny stream of blood trickled down his chin. "It was my little duck," he gasped as soon as he was able to speak. "I was tissin' him, an' he bited me." At thought of the base ingratitude on the part of the duck, Tommy wailed anew. Lovey Mary led him to the hydrant and bathed the injured lip, while she soothed his feelings.

"What, aren't you going to kill some of the birds?" demanded the professor. "No, certainly not," replied Frank. "What for?" "Why they attacked us and frightened the life out of me," protested the professor. "An' dem pesky pencilguins mos' bited mah nose off," roared Rastus, rubbing that not over prominent feature. "Well, you had no business in their rookery, anyhow," rejoined Frank, unfeelingly.

Becoming, at last, thoroughly angry, I seized the boy by the collar, and gave him such a shaking that I finally succeeded in getting an answer to the question, as to what was the matter. "Mather!" roared Patsey. "Mather enuff, God knows! Shnakes is the mather!" making a desperate dive down into the leg of his pants. "I'm bited to death wid a shnake, so I am. Can't yez all sae I'm a did mon?"

"Why, what do you know about pollies, old man?" "Pollies bite, I know they do. There was a polly bited Francis once." "Well, and pussies scratch," said Milly. "No, they don't, not if you're nicey to them," said Olly; who was just then very much in love with a white kitten, and thought there were no creatures so delightful as pussies.