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Updated: June 7, 2025
Then there's the Conchies what 'as a easy time in clink if I see a Conchy in civvy life, I'll knock 'is bloody 'ead orf, struth I will. And the civvies gorblimy when I was 'ome on leave they kep' on arstin' me, 'Ain't yer wounded yet? an' 'When are yer goin' back? But d'yer think they care a damn Not they, you bet yer life on it!
We walks on a bit an' suddenly I throws a Mills at 'im gorblimy, it wasn't 'alf a fine shot, it busted right on 'is shoulder. It didn' 'alf make a mess of 'im I bet 'is own mother wouldn't 'a' rekkernized 'im as 'e lay there wi' 'is clock all smashed up!" "I think it's a damned shame to kill a man after he's surrendered," said a tall Corporal. "I wasn't goin' ter stand no bleed'n' sarcasm!
All 'e does is ter shout at us an' tell us orf when we comes back from work. "Gorblimy when's this bastard life goin' ter end! When I think o' Sunday mornin' at 'ome wi' breakfast in bed an' the News of the World wi' a decent divorce or murder, I feel fit ter cry me eyes out. Bloody slavery, soldierin'! An' what's it all for?
"Yer only gettin' 'alf an hour fur yer dinner we've got ter git the job done ter-day." "Why didn' yer tell us it was a task job? Gorblimy we ain't done 'alf of it! We won't get 'ome afore five or six o'clock ter-night." "I can't 'elp it, 'tain't my fault. Yer've got ter git it done, them's me orders!"
Three men were lying up against a garden wall. We asked them for news. They could not tell us much, except that the Germans were still advancing. "We was at Dickebusch when 'e started slingin' stuff over gorblimy, 'e don't 'alf wallop yer umpteen of our mates got bleed'n' well biffed. We cleared out afore it got too 'ot."
Yer read it in the paper!" "Wha' if I did?" "Yer said yer saw it yerself!" "Well, I read it in the papers and then I see the tree what they did it on arterwards. The nails was still there. An' what d'you know about it? Yer in the artillery, yer don't see no fightin'!" "Don't see no fightin'! Gorblimy, I reckon the infantry wouldn't be much bleedin' cop wi'out the artillery."
We was goin' over the top when a shell busted in front of us. It blinded me for a moment and then when I could see agin gorblimy it must 'a' copped 'im in the stomach an' ripped it open ugh! 'e was rollin' over wi' all 'is guts 'angin' out ugh! yer should 'a' 'eard 'im groan.
Then someone brings a light an' I sees an orderly lyin' by the side o' the bed with a big 'ole in 'is face an' the blood pourin' out. I goes roun' to the other side gorblimy an' there I sees the Sister lyin' on the floor with 'er 'ead blown clean off I dunno where it was blown to, I couldn't see it nowhere. Krikey, it wasn't 'alf a sight to see 'er body without a 'ead lyin' in a pool o' blood.
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