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I wantid to show that umBrellar I wantid to mak sum persnul apeerents with that brellar I desirud Jim parker and Hiram Goss to witness the site I felt my birthWrite was bowned up in that brellar I wantid to be a MAN! I'd the umBrellar along, and opun'd it outside the door pretendin I couldn't klose it like, so that the dawter could hev a good Luke at my property.
"Your mother wasn't 'fraid I'd muss HER when she was your age, my child," sed I one day, with a sly twinkle into my dark bay eye. "No," replied my little dawter, "she probly liked it." You ain't going to fool female Young America much. You may gamble on THAT. Washington, D.C., is the Capital of "our once happy country" if I may be allowed to koin a frase!
My little dawter was execootin ballids, accompanyin herself with the Akordeon, and she wisht me to linger and hear her sing: "Hark I hear a angel singin, a angel now is onto the wing." "Let him fly, my child!" sed I, a-bucklin on my armer; "I must forth to my Biz." We air progressin pretty well with our drill.
Kiss the children for me. What you tell me 'bout the Twins greeves me sorely. When I sent 'em that Toy Enjine I had not contempyulated that they would so fur forgit what wos doo the dignity of our house as to squirt dishwater on the Incum Tax Collector. It is a disloyal act, and shows a prematoor leanin' tords cussedness that alarms me. I send to Amelia Ann, our oldest dawter, sum new music, viz.
This reads pleasantly: "The VIIIth of May my soonne & his wife came to Groton from London, & ye IXth I made a marriage feaste, when Sr. Thomas Mildmay & his lady my sister were present. The same day my sister Veysye came to me, & departed on ye 24th of Maye. My dawter Fones came the VIIIth & departed home ye XXIIId of Maye."
I humorously sung, casting a sweet glance at the pretty young woman. "Don't you look in that way at my dawter!" said female No. 1., in a violent voice; "you're old enough to be her father." "'Twas an innocent look, dear madam," I softly said. "You behold in me an emblem of innocence and purity.
The Rebook was severe, but merited. Hens4th I shall let my wife's back hair alone. You heard me! My little dawter is growin quite rapid, and begins to scrootinize clothin, with young men inside of it, puthy clost. I obsarve, too, that she twists pieces of paper round her hair at nights, and won't let me put my arms round her any more for fair I'll muss her.
They also made fools of theirselves in varis ways, but as they was used to that I didn't let it worry me much, and the Stars and Stripes continued for to wave over my little tent. Moor over, I was a Son of Malty and a member of several other Temperance Societies, and my wife she was a Dawter of Malty, an I sposed these fax would secoor me the infloonz and pertectiun of all the fust families. Alas!
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