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"She treats that there cook as if he was a nat'ral human man instid of a sea-rovin' gorilla, worse'n the one I beat In Afriky." "No more gorillas for a while, Blinky," commanded Hicks. "What's happened now?" "She's gone an' guv him her jooled watch to boil eggs by," said the pirate. "By George, we will have to do something with that fellow," muttered Hicks to Owen as they walked away.
A man close to me picks up a black gun-wad an' sings out, 'I have ut, 'Good may ut do you. sez I. The coolie wint forward to this big, fine, red man, who threw a cloth off av the most sumpshus, jooled, enamelled an' variously bedivilled sedan-chair I iver saw." "Sedan-chair! Put your 'ead in a bag. That was a palanquin. Don't yer know a palanquin when you see it?" said Ortheris with great scorn.
But ye'll see me at th' depot with a brass band whin th' men that causes wars starts f'r th' scene iv carnage. Whin Congress goes forth to th' sun-kissed an' rain jooled isles iv th' Passyfic no more heartier cheer will be beard thin th' wan or two that rises fr'm th' bosom iv Martin Dooley. Says I, give thim th' chanst to make histhry an' lave th' young men come home an' make car wheels.
"Good may ut do you," sez I. The coolie wint forward to this big, fine, red man, who threw a cloth off av the most sumpshus, jooled, enamelled an' variously bedivilled sedan-chair I iver saw. 'Sedan-chair! Put your 'ead in a bag. That was a palanquin. Don't yer know a palanquin when you see it? said Ortheris with great scorn.
An' whin th' young man sees this he says, 'sky, whin he means 'sky' an' not 'th' jooled canopy iv hiven, an' he says, 'Ph'lippeens, an' not 'th' gloryous isles iv th' Passyfic, an' bein' onto th' character iv his fellow-sinitors, he mintions nobody higher in their prisence thin th' steward iv th' capitol.
There was plenty iv it on good days, an' too much iv it on other days. 'An' th' beautifully jooled ladies? 'No wan knew whether th' ladies were beautifully jooled except th' lady that searched thim at th' custom house. "'Don't ye make a mistake, Dooley, says he. 'A boat's a boat. That's all it is. Annything ye can get at sea ye can get betther on land.
Me own make," says he, "jooled in wan hole, an' dog-chape at fifteen shillin' " He was rattling away in this style when somebody called out, "To think av a millstone bein' a visible means av support!" And this time the laugh turned against the saint. "St. Piran dear, ye've got to die," says the spokesman. "Musha, musha!" and the saint set up a wail and wrung his hands.
"At laste I thought it was but Hannigan that come over in it says it's a boat. 'Ye must've had a grand time, says I, 'in this floatin' palace, atin' ye'er fill iv sumchuse food an' gazin' at th' beautifully jooled ladies, says I. 'Ah, says I, 'th' wondhers iv science that cud put together a conthrivance th' like iv that, says I. 'It's a boat, says he.