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'I'm on my way, Sir, to the Mills, where my client, Mrs. Nutter, that my client's rights are clear and irresistible, in order that you may use any interest you may have with that ill-advised faymale and I'm told she respects your advice and opinion highly to induce her to submit without further annoyance; and I tell you, in confidence, she has run herself already into a very sarious predicament.
It wasn't for that I came here, but to tell you that you are a tyrant and a murdherer, a mane old schemer, that would marry your daughter to a common swindler and reprobate, because he's a lord. But here I stand, the woman that will prevent this marriage, if there wasn't another faymale from here to Bally-shanny."
As I was sayin' a child was born and a page was written and an angel from heaven was sent to Nebbychodanazor, the prophet, who was commanded to write. What will I write? says Nebbychodanazor, the prophet. Write down the fate of a faymale child, by name Mave Sullivan, daughter to Jerry Sullivan and his wife Bridget, of Aughnmurrin.
There was a woman near us who 'remimbered the last time Her Noble Highness come, thirty-nine years back, glory be to God, thim was the times! and who kept ejaculating, "She's the best woman in the wurrld, bar none, and the most varchous faymale!" As her husband made no reply, she was obliged in her excitement to thump him with her umbrella and repeat, "The most varchous faymale, do you hear?"
The child is a faymale child, says the angel with one head and ten horns by name Mabel Sullivan, daughter to honest Jerry Sullivan and his daicent wife Bridget, of Aughnamurrin. Amin, says the Prophet. Time is not tide, nor is tide time, and neither will wait for man. Three things will happen.
Now, do you mind, there's a naiger concayled in the hould of the boat, that wants to correspond with a faymale in the cabin." "But he will expose himself, and she may deliver him up." "Divil a bit! Didn't he save her from dhrowning, last night?" exclaimed Pat, warmly, for this act of Hatchie excited all his admiration.
"Backwards!" said Larry, "what was that for?" "You'll see by-and-by," said Goggins; "he descendhered backwards when suddenly he heard a door opening, and a faymale voice exclaim, 'Where are you going with that bed? "'I am going up-stairs with it, ma'am, says Jack, whose backward position favoured his lie, and he began to walk up again.
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