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He seized a handful of the crowns, looked at the others, even the king, and said, with a jeering air, "Baisez mon cul." "Is it dirty?" asked the vine-dresser. "Look and see," replied the jeweller, gravely.
Suddenly the amorous girl released one of her divine breasts from its bonds of confinement and pushed it forward for him to kiss. "Baisez mon têton, mon cher Alphonse, je meurs pour vous!" And she herself slipped the rosy nipple in his mouth. While he was thus engaged she kissed his hair, his ears and forehead. "O foutez-moi foutez-moi mon cher, Mon con est en feu!"
He seized a handful of the crowns, looked at the others, even the king, and said, with a jeering air, "Baisez mon cul." "Is it dirty?" asked the vine-dresser. "Look and see," replied the jeweller, gravely.
Then he bravely put his hands on the crowns to see if they were good, and clutched them bravely, but as he looked at the others to say civilly to them, "Baisez mon cul," the two misers, distrustful of his Dutch gravity, replied, "Certainly, sir," as if he had sneezed. The which caused all the company to laugh, and even Cornelius himself.
People of Tours were there for these little amusements, to whom he gently recommended silence, so that no one knew of these pastimes until after his death. The farce of "Baisez mon cul" was, it is said, invented by the said Sire. I will relate it, although it is not the subject of this tale, because it shows the natural comicality and humour of this merry monarch.
"There," said the king, "all that shall be his who shall say three times to the two others, 'Baisez mon cul', thrusting his hand into the gold; but if he be not as serious as a fly who had violated his lady-love, if he smile while repeating the jest, he will pay ten crowns to Madame. Nevertheless he can essay three times."
"There," said the king, "all that shall be his who shall say three times to the two others, 'Baisez mon cul', thrusting his hand into the gold; but if he be not as serious as a fly who had violated his lady-love, if he smile while repeating the jest, he will pay ten crowns to Madame. Nevertheless he can essay three times."
Our little cousins must certainly have been the most wonderful children ever heard of, for by my grandmother's account, they could dance, sing, and speak French almost as soon as they could walk. She also informed us, as a positive fact, that on saying: "Baisez, Cora baisez la dame," the very baby in arms put up its rosebud lips to kiss the stranger mentioned.
Then he bravely put his hands on the crowns to see if they were good, and clutched them bravely, but as he looked at the others to say civilly to them, "Baisez mon cul," the two misers, distrustful of his Dutch gravity, replied, "Certainly, sir," as if he had sneezed. The which caused all the company to laugh, and even Cornelius himself.
People of Tours were there for these little amusements, to whom he gently recommended silence, so that no one knew of these pastimes until after his death. The farce of "Baisez mon cul" was, it is said, invented by the said Sire. I will relate it, although it is not the subject of this tale, because it shows the natural comicality and humour of this merry monarch.
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