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But, as I sez, 'tain't no business o' mine if the fash'nables 'as trained their stummicks to be like the ostriches which eats, as I'm told, 'ard iron nails with a relish, I onny know I should 'a' bin dead an' done with long ago if I put a quarter of the stuff into me which they puts into theirselves, while some of the gentlemen drinks enough whiskey an' soda to drown 'em if 'twas all put in a tub at once "
All the fash'nables 'as got it, an' all the doctors 'as their knives sharpened an' ready to cut off the remains o' the tail we 'ad when we was all 'appy apes together! Hor er hor! An' the bit o' tail 's curled up in our in'ards now where it ain't got no business to be.
"This 'ere, wot the folks are all a' clicketin' about, that Miss Vancourt 'as got a party o' Lunnon fash'nables stayin' at the Manor, an' that they're comin' to church this marnin'?" "True enough!" said Frost "Don't ye see me a-settin' chairs for 'em near the poopit?
"I'd heard of London" Algernon soon had the hated voice in his ears, "and I've bin up to London b'fore; I came here to have a wink at the fash'nables hang me, if ever I see such a scrumptious lot. It's worth a walk up and down for a hour or more. D' you come heer often, sir?" "Eh? Who are you? Oh!" said Algernon, half mad with rage. "Excuse me;" and he walked faster.
'You dine early, sir, said the powdered-headed footman. 'I find I gets on better at supper when I does, replied Sam. 'Have you been long in Bath, sir? inquired the powdered-headed footman. 'I have not had the pleasure of hearing of you before. 'I haven't created any wery surprisin' sensation here, as yet, rejoined Sam, 'for me and the other fash'nables only come last night.
"I'd heard of London" Algernon soon had the hated voice in his ears, "and I've bin up to London b'fore; I came here to have a wink at the fash'nables hang me, if ever I see such a scrumptious lot. It's worth a walk up and down for a hour or more. D' you come heer often, sir?" "Eh? Who are you? Oh!" said Algernon, half mad with rage. "Excuse me;" and he walked faster.
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