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"I welcome you to this country I salute you in the name of Jonesville and America." And then agin I made that noble, beautiful curchey. He bowed so low that if a basin of water had been sot on his back it would have run down over his head. Sez I, "The man in whose veins flows a drop of the precious blood of the Hero who discovered us is near and dear to the heart of the new world."
I wanted it deep enough to show the profound esteem and honor in which I held him, and not deep enough so's to give him the false idee that I wuz a professional dancer, or opera singer, or anything of that sort. I judged that my curchey wuz jest about right. Imegatly after my curchey I sez, "Don Christobel Colon De Toledo De La Cerda Y Gante," and then I paused for breath, while the world waited
So I advanced onto 'em, and I thought, as I went, if you call a man by the hull of his name he hadn't ort to complain; so I sez with a deep curchey I knew a plain curchey wouldn't do justice to the occasion. So I gracefully took hold of my alpaca skirt with both hands and held it out slightly, and curchied from ten to fourteen inches, I should judge.
Sez I, "I feel that we can't do too much to honor you, and I hereby offer you the freedom of Jonesville." And sez I, "I would have brung it in a paper collar box if I'd thought on't, but I hope you will overlook the omission, and take it verbal." Agin he bowed that dretful perlite, courteous bow, and agin I put in that noble curchey.
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