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His thick carcass trembled on its legs that were like a pair of pillars; it trembled from head to foot. "That's what you English always make make a tam' fuss for any little thing, because I was not born in your tam' country. Take away my certificate. Take it. I don't want the certificate. A man like me don't want your verfluchte certificate. I shpit on it." He spat.

Ravenslee observed a stir, a slight confusion, and from a screen of vivid-bosomed shirts a head protruded itself, round as to face and sleek as to hair. "Greetin's, Ikey!" said Spike, nodding to the head. "How's pork to-day?" "Aw vat you vant now, hey?" enquired the head. "Vat's the vord; now shpit it out!"

'By all manes, me lady, was the gallant reply, 'shpit anywhere you like. While alluding to trams, I cannot forbear relating one other Dublin tale, which Lord Morris picked up from me and was fond of telling. Its brief course runs thus:

"Ye vood, ye liar, presshus shoon if ye 'ad arf a shance, I bet, s'help me!" shouted out the other man, who, from his speech, was evidently a Hebrew and a creditor. "Ye're von tarn sheet, dat's vot ye vas, a bloomin' corpse swindler, vot sheets de living, s'help me, and rops ze dead! I shpit upon ye, I does!"

"'I must take my man off the ground, says the Major. "'Well, take him, sir, says I, in a rage; 'and just let me have the pleasure of telling him that he's a coward and a liar; and that my lodgings are in Piccadilly, where, if ever he finds courage to meet me, he may hear of me! "'Faugh! I shpit on ye all, cries my gallant ally Macshane.