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Updated: June 7, 2025
Nobody was hurt; but I wish you could have seen the eyes o' that family an' their hands yes, an' their tonsils too. They didn't seem fully prepared. After a time the doctor got his heart to pumpin' again, an' he roars out, "Vat are you doin' vat are you doin'?" "I'm advertisin' tobacco," sez I, tryin' to cut the kettle off my head with a fruit-knife.
It's an accordion, one of these push and pull organs. Believe me, though, he could sing some! Throwin' back his head and shakin' that heavy mop of hair, he roars out deep and strong the first advertisin' solo, I guess, that New York ever heard. "Now, Friends, everybody in on the chorus!" he calls. "Every-body! Here she goes! "Oh, I want to go to Gopher Gopher Oh, I want to go to Gopher Gopher!
I'm talkin' about makin' piles o' money, and I'm gettin' my breakfast off o' you, ain't I? If I really was the heavy hitter I'm advertisin' myself to be I wouldn't condescend to take you on, would I? That's what you been thinkin', ain't it? "Take those hobos up in the lodgin' house, for instance. Curiosity's eatin' their hearts out in regard to me.
With a man callin' his-self by that name and advertisin' as he'd lecture on 'Measure for Measure, I thought I'd a little bit of all right. But he ran right off the rails an' chatted away about the rummiest things, such as theatricals. I forget what switched 'en off an' on to that partic'lar line: but I well remember his openin' remark.
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