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"Maybe that's why I picked out this particular shade," says I. "Tchk!" says she, tappin' me on the arm. "Tell me, how do you get it to wave so cunningly in front?" "Don't give it away," says I, "but I do demonstratin' at a male beauty parlor." This seems to tickle Betty so much that she has to lean over and chuckle on my shoulder. "Bob calls you Torchy, doesn't he?" she goes on.
"On the other hand, ladies is dretful tryin'! They act like they're the discoverers of perpetchal emotion, an' is on the job demonstratin'. You can't count on 'em for one minit to the next, which they certaintly was never born to be aromatic cash-registers. An' p'raps that's the reason, bein' natchelly so poor at figgers, they got to rely to such a extent on corsets. I'm all for women myself.
The strange lady watches this move like she has everything else, only she shrugs her shoulders a bit. What she meant by that I couldn't make out. I was gettin' to the point where I didn't care so much, either. "Well, Ma'am?" says I. "Poor fellow!" says she. "I am glad he escaped that brutal blow." "Are you?" says I. "Well, don't waste too much sympathy on him; for I was only demonstratin' how "
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