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Ye'll see be this, me good an' thrue frinds, that th' voices fr'm th' tombs is united in wan gran' chorus f'r th' ticket ye have nommynated. I will say no more, but on a future occasion, whin I've been down in southern Injyanny, I'll tell ye what th' sages an' fathers iv th' party in th' Ancient an' Hon'rable Association iv Mound-Builders had to say about th' prisint crisis."

"'Worse, says I. 'Foolish man, says I. 'Don't ye know that it ain't our Bill that's been nommynated? I says. 'This is a Nebraska man, I says. 'Well, he says, 'if 'tis Bill O'Brien, he'd win easy. But, he says, 'if 'tis not, he says, ''tis wan iv th' fam'ly, he says. 'I'll change this here novel an' make it a sketch iv th' cousin iv th' candydate, he says. An' he wint on with his wurruk."

'He'd go in an' lame thim with th' Revised Statutes. 'I presume, says th' lad, 'that ye'er fr'm Omaha. 'I'll tear ye'er hair out, says Hinnissy. "'Ye idjit, says I, whin I had him in th' sthreet, 'it wasn't Bill O'Brien was nommynated, says I. 'What ar-re ye talkin' about? says he. 'I seen him on th' flure, he says.

'Well, says I, 'I heerd ye was up to O'Brien's questionin' him on th' issues iv th' day, I says. 'We was, says he. 'Was his answers satisfacthry? says I. 'Perfectly so, he says. 'Whin th' comity left, we were all convinced that he was th' strongest man that cud be nommynated, he says." "Jawn," said Mr. Dooley, "didn't we give it to thim?" "Give it to who?" asked Mr. McKenna.

'Hurroo, hurroo, he says, lammin' th' man fr'm Iaway with his goold-headed cane. 'What ails ye, man alive? says I. 'Why, he says, 'they've nommynated Billy, he says. 'Billy who? says I. 'Why, Willum J. O'Brien, he says. "'A sthrong man, says he, addhressin' th' man fr'm Iaway. 'I shud say he was, says th' man. 'Th' sthrongest man that iver come down th' road, says Hinnissy.