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Funny how folks'll fuss about sech a little thing when, ef they'd stop to think, they's so many mo' important subjec's thet they could git up diffe'nces of opinion on.
Talk to me 'bout zis t'mor', Woffski. Subjec's too 'mportant to be d'scussed unner present conditions." "Nein! nein! You can safe der vorlt uf you vill. Von vort from you vill mean peace. Midoutdt dot vort oceans of plood vill be spill." "Woffski, you ev'dently zhink I zhrunker'n I am. I'm some zhrunk, Woffski, I know, some zhrunk, but 'taint 's bad's you zhink." "I vill sbeak more blain."
"Dear me, Uncle Julius, you must be joking," said my sister-in-law incredulously. I thought she put it mildly. "Oh, no, ma'm, I ain't jokin'. I never jokes on ser'ous subjec's. I wuz dere w'en it all happen'. Hit wuz a monst'us quare thing."
Then, with that directness and grace which were characteristic of him, the Deacon solemnly said: "George, what is to be the sinner's doom?" "I dunno," replied George, his wrath still warm; "'pears to me you've left that bizness till pretty late in life, Deac'n!" "Don't trifle with sacrid subjec's, George," said the Deacon, still very solemn, and with a suspicion of annoyance in his voice.
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