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"A young woman left the house just as I was coming in. Who was she?" "Shure an' I think ye must be dr'amin', sor. Divvle a female rayspicts to ye! has been in this house for manny an' manny th' wake, sor." "But, I tell you " "Belike 'twas somewan jist sthepped into the vesthibule, mebbe to tie her shoe, sor, and ye thought " "Oh, very well."
"Me uncle Mike come home on th' bumpers iv a freight car, which is th' way most rivolutioners come home, excipt thim that comes home in th' baggage car in crates. 'Uncle Mike, says I to him, 'what's war like, annyhow? 'Well, says he, 'in some rayspicts it is like missin' th' last car, he says; 'an' in other rayspicts 'tis like gettin' gay in front iv a polis station, he says.
"Pwhat the divvle ails ye?" "Rayspicts to ye, ma'am, and 'tis sorry I am I didn't know 'twas a leddy." "He's not." "Wan o'clock, there or thereabouts." "Faith and he didn't say." "Pwhat name will I be tellin' him?" "Kape ut to yersilf, thin. 'Tis none of me business." "If ye do, I'll not answer. Sure, am I to be climbin' two flights av sthairs iv'ry foive minits "
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