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"An Assassin is not in jeopardy when tried in California." The Bumbo of Jiam The Pahdour of Patagascar and the Gookul of Madagonia were disputing about an island which both claimed. Finally, at the suggestion of the International League of Cannon Founders, which had important branches in both countries, they decided to refer their claims to the Bumbo of Jiam, and abide by his judgment.

The next day after being apprised of his new dignity he hastened to inform the King of Patagascar. "Ah, yes, I understand," said the King; "you have been promoted and given increased pay and allowances. There was an appropriation?" "Yes, your Majesty." "And you have now two heads, have you not?" "Oh, no, your Majesty only one, I assure you." "Indeed? And how many legs and arms?"

The Justice and His Accuser An eminent Justice of the Supreme Court of Patagascar was accused of having obtained his appointment by fraud. "You wander," he said to the Accuser; "it is of little importance how I obtained my power; it is only important how I have used it."

She could not recall a line of them, for Jove had decreed that the memory of them abide in Pluto's painful domain, as a part of the apparatus. The Unchanged Diplomatist The republic of Madagonia had been long and well represented at the court of the King of Patagascar by an officer called a Dazie, but one day the Madagonian Parliament conferred upon him the superior rank of Dandee.