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"This nigger was stumping along the banks of the Nile one day, when who should he meet but a blessed big crockydile about a hundred feet long," "Oh!" "Draw it mild, Sam." "Well, that's what Billy Longbow said a hundred feet long." "Oh, damme!" cried Joe Basalt, "make it ninety-nine, Sam, for decency sake." "I won't give in half a foot," persisted Sam.
"Well, when Snowball sees Muster Crockydile so near as there was no getting out of the way, he says 'You jist wait a bit, Massa Crock, I'll gib yar suffin to sniff at. An' so, without more ado, he unscrews one of his wooden legs, and walks into the animal's jaws." "Oh, oh, oh!" A general groan of incredulity. "Absurd," said Mr.
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