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Wizard Walker, the Medical Marvel of Modern Times, will now attend to the distribution, after which I will pull a few teeth gratis in order to demonstrate to you the wonderful merits of Oxodyne." "A dentist!" gasped Bob. "Yup," said Baker. "Not much gasoline-torch-on-the-back-lot in his, is there?"
Volunteers came up two by two. Painless explained obscurely the scientific principles on which the marvelous Oxodyne worked by severing temporarily but entirely all communication between the nerves and the brain. Then much business with a very glittering syringe. "My lord," chuckled Baker, "if he fills that thing up, it'll drown her!"
"While we are waiting," went on the orator, "I will seize the opportunity to present to you the world-famed discoverer of that wonderful anaesthetic, Oxodyne, Painless Porter." At the words a dapper little man in immaculately correct evening dress, and carrying a crush hat under his arm, stepped briskly from the wings. He was greeted by wild but presumably manufactured applause.
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