Aunty lisbath cent me to bed just after tea bekors she said I'm norty, and when she'd gone Nurse locked me in so i can't get out and I'm tired of being a prisner, so please i want you to get the ladda and let me eskape, please unkel dick, will you. yours till deth, REGINALD AUGUSTUS. Auntie was reading Ivanhoe to us and I've been the Black Knight and you can be Gurth the swine-herd if you like.
"Aunt Lois is to have her portrate painted, and I'm to go with her to the artist's studyo. "Aunt Rose just came in, and said, 'That is a long letter. Shall I help you with the spelling? I didn't let her. I know some of the words are funny, but I don't want her to see this letter. "I haven't said anything norty in it, only about how quiet and lonsum it is, but she mite not like that.