geoplanarians

Updated: May 17, 2025

'It cost Bat Masquerier two thousand, Ollyett replied. 'D'you think he'd let any one else in on that? But I give you my sacred word I knew nothing about it till he asked me to come down and cover it. He had Huckley posted in three colours, "The Geoplanarians' Annual Banquet and Exercises." Yes, he invented "Geoplanarians." He wanted Huckley to think it meant aeroplanes. Yes, I know that there is a real Society that thinks the world's flat they ought to be grateful for the lift but Bat made his own. He did! He created the whole show, I tell you. He swept out half his Halls for the job. Think of that on a Saturday! They we went down in motor char-

Rudyard Kipling - A Diversity of Creatures