boneparte

Updated: May 6, 2025

N. Boneparte Smith, the 'Squire's oldest sun, drest hisself up as Venus the God of Wars and red the Decleration of Inderpendunse from the left chambir winder. The 'Squire's wife didn't jine in the festiverties. She sed it was the tarnulest nonsense she ever seed. Sez she to the 'Squire, "Cum into the house and go to bed you old fool, you.

Artemus Ward - The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 1: Essays, Sketches, and Letters

I was brought up in an atmosphere of antiseptics and learned all the bones in Uncle John's 'Boneparte' the skeleton, you know before I knew all my letters." She dragged the coyote close to the wheel. "Let me get hold of the tail." Chip carefully pinched out the blaze of his match and threw it away before he leaned over to help.

B. M. Bower - Chip, of the Flying U