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Updated: May 29, 2025

She knew well enough all the while you're sharp enough, you women what he was after; and there they sate and sate, and at last he picked up a cinder off the hearth, and looking very foolish, said, 'I've a good mind to fling a cowk at thee! At which the brave wench, in great contempt, cried, 'I'll soon fling one at thee, if thou artn't off! That's just as thou'd ha' done, Lizzy, and as I shouldn't," said Johnny, gayly, and laughing more heartily than before.

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