waghwoughblngsz

Updated: July 10, 2025

For the one who gets the most applause, he or she will win the grand first prize of fifty bones. Attaboy! Will we applaud? Say, bring 'em out I Bring 'em out! Ah, here she is. A pale, trembling little morsel with frightened eyes and a worn blue serge skirt. The floor is slippery. "Miss Waghwoughblngsz," says the voice, "will sing for your entertainment." A terrified little squeak.

Ben Hecht - A Thousand and One Afternoons in Chicago