Play 'Turkey in er Straw. Ah, ye don't know it. Thass reason. Betch don' know it. Don' know 'Turkey in er Straw! Ho! Caw seff ml-m' sishn. Ho! You you you ain' no m'sishn. You you you're zis bluff." Only about half-past eight, too. Think of that! So early in the morning. Ah me! That's one of the sad features of such an occasion.