festibals

Updated: August 10, 2026

Best domestic stock in the town thar, an' the purtiest yaller gals: I know that suits you, Cap'n!" "Have they arms?" "Not a trigger. We trap 'em at one of their 'festibals. No, sir, niggers won't scrimmage." "We assemble at Devil Jim Clark's," said Van Dorn, and passed by with a crack of his whip.

George Alfred Townsend - The Entailed Hat: Or, Patty Cannon's Times