coitain

Updated: June 24, 2025

So, I gits up quick, an' I hides behind a coitain. Dere's a coitain at de side of de room. Dere's dude suits an' t'ings hangin' behind it. I chases meself in dere, and stands waitin' fer de sleut' to come in.

P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse - The Intrusion of Jimmy