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Updated: August 13, 2026

"Hail master a cham a' com hoam, So cut as an ape, and tail have I noan, For stealing of beef and pork out of the pail, For thease they'v cut my ears, for th' wother my tail; Nea measter, and us tell thee more nor that And's come there again, my brains will be flat."

Daniel Defoe - From London to Land's End : and Two Letters from the "Journey through England by a Gentleman"