satisfayed

Updated: May 13, 2025

So Ay sez to mayself, 'John, Ay sez, 'you are a d d fool. You're killing your mother with your foolish swears. Pull up short, sez Ay, 'and tray and faind some other word that'll do. So Ay fixed upon 'tarnished, and Ay'm dashed if may mother wasn't perfectly satisfayed. It's a grand word! Puts you in mind of tar and 'tarnal and tarpauling, and lots of shippy things.

Allen Raine - By Berwen Banks