puhsonal

Updated: May 10, 2025

I never seems to fall jes' exactly in the ri-right depahtment. "May I ask, without meanin' to be puhsonal, jes' what is your depahtment? Murder! Oh, you is the one who writes about murders and murderuhs foh the paper! Nothin' else? Is tha' so?

Ben Hecht - A Thousand and One Afternoons in Chicago