pecoonery

Updated: May 15, 2025

And as years roll by, and accidents begin to happen to you among which I hope there'll be Twins you will agree with me that family joys air the only ones a man can bet on with any certinty of winnin'. It may interest you to know that I'm prosperin' in a pecoonery pint of view.

Artemus Ward - The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 2: War

I simply say that if you have a uncle, and bitter experunce tells you it is more profitable in a pecoonery pint of view to put pewter spoons instid of silver ones onto the table when that uncle dines with you in a frenly way I simply say, there is sumthun wrong in our social sistim, which calls loudly for reform. I 'rived on these shores at Liverpool, and proceeded at once to London.

Artemus Ward - The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 5: The London Punch Letters