certinty

Updated: May 6, 2025

And as years roll by, and accidents begin to happen to you among which I hope there'll be Twins you will agree with me that family joys air the only ones a man can bet on with any certinty of winnin'. It may interest you to know that I'm prosperin' in a pecoonery pint of view.

Artemus Ward - The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 2: War