conwhounding

Updated: May 2, 2025

"Well, then, suppose I do make the same expiriment," says the Pope, in a much more condescinding way nor you'd have expected, and wid that he mixes himself a real stiff facer. "Now, your Holiness," says Father Tom, "this bein' the first time you ever dispinsed them chymicals," says he, "I'll jist make bould to lay doun one rule ov orthography," says he, "for conwhounding them, secundum mortem."

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