calfed

Updated: June 18, 2025

I shall not distinguish the two legs by the terms, the living and the dead one it would be as great an injustice to the carved as to the calfed one for the former had a graceful life, sui generis, of its own. I shall call them the pulsating and the gyrating leg, and now proceed to describe how they bare along, in a manner so fascinating, the living tabernacle of Mr Riprapton.

Edward Howard - Rattlin the Reefer