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My wife stood before the lookin-glass, a fussin up her hair. "What you doin, Betsy?" I inquired. "Doin up my back hair," she replied. "Betsy," said I, with a stern air, "Betsy, you're too old to think about such frivolities as back hair." "Too old? TOO OLD?" she screamed, "too old, you bald-heded idiot! You ain't got hair enuff onto YOUR hed to make a decent wig for a single-brested grasshopper!"
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