"It is a rich colony of England of immense importance." "But where is it?" he persisted. "Dios mio!" I exclaimed aghast, "it is in China." But his friend interposed. "The gentleman is talking in fun," he said. "Thou knowest, Pepe, where is Australia, where is Seednay, and Melboornay, where all the banks have broken one after the other in a bankruptcy colossal."