eggsplain

Updated: May 21, 2025

I vas not responsible I could not help it. You both VOULD come mit me! No, no, do not look so at me! I mean not zat I mean I could not do vizout both of you. Ach, Himmel! Vat do I say? I should say zat zat " He broke off with a start of apprehension. "Look! Zere comes a man mit a bicycle! Zis is too public! Come mit me into ze station and I shall eggsplain! He waves his fist!

J. Storer (Joseph Storer) Clouston - Count Bunker: being a bald yet veracious chronicle containing some further particulars of two gentlemen whose previous careers were touched upon in a tome entitled the Lunatic at Large