tempritly

Updated: May 18, 2025

"Do you see them beans, old man?" and he pinted to a plate before him. "Do you see 'em?" "I do. They are a cheerful fruit when used tempritly." "Well," said he, "I hadn't eat anything since last week. I eat beans now BECAUSE I eat beans THEN. I never mix my vittles!" "It's quite proper you should eat a little suthin' once in a while," I said.

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