shecond

Updated: May 2, 2025

"Yesh!" said Byers thickly, "my first wife shelected and picked out fer your shecond wife by your first like d d conundrum. How wash I t'know?" he said, with a sudden shriek of public expostulation "thash what I wanter know. Here I come to talk with fr'en', like man to man, unshuspecting, innoshent as chile, about my shecond wife! Fr'en' drops out, carryin' off the whiskey.

Bret Harte - Openings in the Old Trail

Sir Hokus, though still spluttering, was beginning to revive. "Yon noble bheast shall be knighted. Uds daggers! That's the shecond time he's shaved my life!" Rising unsteadily, he tottered over to the Lion and struck him a sharp blow on the shoulder.

L. Frank (Lyman Frank) Baum - The Royal Book of Oz : In which the Scarecrow goes to search for his family tree and discovers that he is the Long Lost Emperor of the Silver Island