be-a-u-tiful

Updated: June 9, 2025

When I was a kid to hum I heerd Ma talk about me be-a-u-tiful golden hair, but when I got big enough to go to school I learned that it was only red, an' they called me the 'Red-headed Woodpecker. I tried to lick them, but lots of them could lick me an' rubbed it in wuss. When I seen fightin' didn't work, I let on to like it, but it was too late then. Mostly it's just 'Woodpecker' for short.

Ernest Thompson Seton - Two Little Savages : Being the adventures of two boys who lived as Indians and what they learned