outporth

Updated: May 13, 2025

'I wanth t' get t' the Thouthern outporth, where there'th life. They ithn't no life here. An' I'm tho wonderful tired o' all thith! Tumm, says she, 'no man ever afore athked me t' marry un, an' I 'low I better take thith one. He'th on'y a fool, says she, 'but not even a fool ever come courtin' me, an' I 'low nobody but a fool would. On'y a fool, Tumm! says she.

- Quaint Courtships