onsurpast

Updated: January 27, 2026

I was actooated by one of the most Loftiest desires which can swell the human Buzzum, viz.: to giv the peeple their money's worth, by showin them Sagashus Beests, and Wax Statoots, which I venter to say air onsurpast by any other statoots anywheres.

Artemus Ward - The Complete Works of Artemus Ward — Part 2: War