necktiematics

Updated: May 10, 2025

All kinds of big people had shaken hands with him asked for the privilege. He had a scrapbook of newspaper stories about his career that weighed four pounds. He knew the differences between eight kinds of wine by the taste and he had a perfect education in forkology, waltzology, necktiematics, and all the other branches of social science.

George Fitch - At Good Old Siwash